Millennial Whippersnappers!

I don’t know how these people manage to exist in the same dimension I do, but I studied an obscure topic known as “biology” and haven’t managed to find a job in that field. Of course, it’s all my generation’s fault since we crashed the economy. Goldman execs were all millennials so now we’re paying the price. Or something.

Anyway, it probably should come as no surprise to the GOP that they have trouble among young adults or that young adults aren’t listening to anything they say anymore. They hate young people a little less than they hate sexually active women, Mexicans, and gays, but they still clearly don’t like young adults.

“Get off my property” was a joke to make fun of McCain in 2008, but now it seems like a defining principle of the Republican party.


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