Newt Gingrich doesn’t live like a porn star

Turns out that that “Newt Gingrich lives like a porn star” ad really is “Oh heavens! I cannot believe that rogue had three wives! That’s just so promiscuous! Why, I blew five guys last night at the bathhouse, but never would I have married them!”

I’m sure CPAC attendees will question their deepest-held beliefs because of this ad.

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