Mitt Romney takes Florida

The vote was between the rich guy who says what rich people want to hear in order to raise money from rich people so that he can pass laws that make it easier for rich people to do whatever they want while everyone else gets penalized, and three other rich guys who hold the same fundamental beliefs about rich people being awesome. Voting was restricted to people who think rich people should be able to do whatever they want and poor people brought their misfortune upon themselves.

Somehow the richest guy won that election. Obviously it’s further proof that rich people are the last truly oppressed minority.

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